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the only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she's pretty and to someone else if she's plain.( Read more... )
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[17 Oct 2011|12:04am] |
WARDED TO THE DEATH EATERS
Bad news. DMLE have taken Gregorius Rosier.
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[01 Oct 2011|03:26pm] |
WARDED TO RODOLPHUS
I have come to a terrible realisation. We are almost thirty. Can we postpone our birthday this year?
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[01 Sep 2011|06:20pm] |
WARDED TO LETTIE
am miserable. coming home. not home but your house. you know what i meant. if i die there are going to be a lot of very upset women between the ages of 18 - 30.
WARDED TO JULIA
haHave decided to extend my holiday for a bit. hoHope you don't mind. i'lI'll bring you twice the souvenirs.
WARDED TO LIANNE
hypothetical situation: i die within the week. you decide to
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[27 Aug 2011|04:37pm] |
WARDED PRIVATE
I had better not fucking die.
WARDED TO RODOLPHUS
Please convince me not to extend my holiday indefinitely.
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[22 Aug 2011|06:56pm] |
WARDED TO LETTIE
I believe that I will require your assistance.
It appears that the Mediterranean calls. Wishes really do come true if you write them down somewhere. My long-awaited holiday is nigh. If I like you, I'll bring you back a seashell.
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[17 Aug 2011|12:13pm] |
WARDED TO RODOLPHUS
You are inviting me over for dinner.
WARDED TO JEREMY
A word of advice, my boy. Never get involved with anyone who has more than two siblings.
I think I should take myself on a holiday. Perhaps somewhere with a beach, where they speak a tongue so foreign I could not even begin to understand it.
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[10 Aug 2011|01:35pm] |
WARDED TO 69ERS
I would just like to assure that, should I choose to propose to any of your sisters, I would never do so with a napkin ring. You're welcome, Leonidas.
It would seem that people are losing their good sense by the minute lately. It must be August. Strange things do tend to happen during this month.
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[07 Aug 2011|01:42am] |
WARDED TO 69ERS
I know we're all busy planning the ultimate destruction of those who get in our way, but could we pause for a moment and spend some time with Rabastan Lestrange? Perhaps we could plan this destruction in person, together. Over cards. And scotch. Perhaps not the cards, but definitely the scotch.
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[20 Jul 2011|08:16pm] |
WARDED TO RODOLPHUS
I'm bored. Can we kill someone again, or something of that nature? Making a name unspeakable isn't quite as fun as I thought it would be. By the way, I thought I should mention that I am considering making advances of a wholly respectable nature towards Lianne Yaxley. Though I believe Lucy may eventually try to poison me, I am willing to take that chance.
WARDED TO LEONIDAS
Leonidas! My dear old friend Leonidas. How are you today?
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[28 Jun 2011|02:45pm] |
WARDED TO JUNIA MELIFLUA
Happy birthday! My gift to you is that I promise not to talk about myself for the entire day. Do you have any grand celebrations planned?
WARDED TO 69ERS
What is our rule about attempting to court one another's siblings, again?
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[23 Jun 2011|08:09pm] |
How thoughtful of someone to have a fundraiser for that little baby Jane Doe. I'm just sad that I didn't come up with the idea myself! However, I find that this gives me the perfect opportunity to rid myself of some of the baby gifts that I had hoped to give in the event of being made an uncle. Let us take a moment as I sigh wistfully and think of what could have been.
Of course, I am saving the best for my own little bundle of joy which should be arriving within the next one to four years.
WARDED TO AMYCUS CARROW
A man of such...refined tastes as yourself has surely noted that the most recent crop has just left Hogwarts. While I would advise you to stay away from the majority of them, I have it on good authority that a few of the women I have working relationships with have younger sisters. I am interested in procuring some items that I cannot go and retrieve myself as I am a respectable gentleman. You, on the other hand...well, I certainly don't have to say it. I propose a trade, of sorts.
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[17 Jun 2011|07:33pm] |
WARDED TO 69ERS & BELLATRIX
If anyone is interested in having a bit of a laugh, I suggest you take a look at the most recent Witch Weekly. There is a fascinating article entitled "My Life as a Death Eater," whose author claims to be one of us and, indeed, know the ins and outs of the initiation process. My personal favourite are the bits about fetching quills and ink for the Dark Lord.
Terrible shame that our message doesn't seem to be getting through, though. They really cannot expect this blatant mockery to go unpunished.
And yes, I read Witch Weekly. I find that it provides illuminating insight into the female mind.
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[12 Jun 2011|10:38pm] |
WARDED TO ELLIOT AVERY
Elliot, my dear boy! I can see that you are growing into a fine young gentleman and I endeavour to help you on your journey. Besides, I feel as though it has been quite a while since we have talked as men. Tell me about your life.
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[09 Jun 2011|01:19am] |
WARDED TO VIVIANNE AVERY
My dear aunt, it has been far too long since I have enjoyed the pleasure of your company. I suggest tea time, immediately. Though I hope you won't mind if I replace the tea with a bit of scotch.
WARDED TO JUNIA MELIFLUA
I trust you were not too badly shaken by the most recent attack on Tinworth?
I don't know about any of the rest of you, but I can feel summer in the air. Ah, if only I had someone special to share in the magic of summer with. But I say -- why have just one someone when you can have several!
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[30 May 2011|05:27pm] |
All this talk of the carnival reminds me of the days during my own reign as Lord Charity of the Carnival. I do like to think that I ruled my kingdom with an iron fist.
WARDED TO SEVERUS
Your training continues this week under my expert tutelage. Before we begin, I will need to know if there are any areas in particular that you are having trouble with. If you are not having any trouble, I will have no choice but to think that you are lying and your work will become twice as difficult. We will meet on Wednesday.
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[23 May 2011|02:15pm] |
WARDED TO 69ERS
Prewett is a dead man. You should all see what he did to my face.
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[23 May 2011|02:21am] |
WARDED TO DEATH EATERS
Lonely Rabastan Lestrange thinks that his evening of spying bears no fruitful results. He is, in fact, quite angry at this point and wondering if this will be another one of those nights. Fortunately, fate and Merlin are smiling upon us because guess who just decided to visit their parents for a friendly family dinner? Those idiotic and disgraceful Prewett twins. Which means I believe we have found four Prewetts for the price of two.
Shall we, gentlemen? It's been so long since I've had a successful murder under my belt.
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[10 May 2011|08:56pm] |
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Oh, blast. The Death Eaters have stolen my plans. I had finally picked out my perfect child to kidnap - naturally, this was the child of a witch and a wizard, as dealing with Muggles seems to be rather more trouble than it's worth - and here they have gone and beat me to it.
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[08 Mar 2011|06:22pm] |
What a shame it is about that bill. I had begun to picture myself doing my philanthropic duty and adopting one of those little children and raising it as my own, but alas, my hopes have once again been dashed.
WARDED TO RODOLPHUS
Is there an inventory of the family home anywhere? Mother is in no shape to deal with a potential raid. Not to mention that I have only recently had my flat cleaned and now I will need to go over everything top to bottom just to be sure. Moments like these make me wish Father were still alive.
On a slightly different note, I am bored. Come have a drink with me or else I'll Apparate over unexpectedly and you will have to watch me drink an entire two bottles of Merlot and say inappropriate things to Bellatrix.
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